If you can't beat them009 Archives join them. But only on your own terms.

The Salt House, a pub in Galway, Ireland, was tired of its patrons constantly writing on its toilet doors, so the pub owners came up with a clever solution: a children's toy.

The pub placed a sign kindly asking customers to not draw on the walls and doors and offered a Magna Doodle (a toy magnetic drawing board) to people who just can't help their artistic urges.

One patron celebrated this new feature by writing a very special, rhyming message only befitting a Magna Doodle that said, "you are not me and I am not you, but we'll live together in a big blue zoo."

Problem solved.

BONUS: Because you're probably hungry for fries

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